Yes, you people are just barking up the wrong tree. You will never ever be able to attach me to Michael O'Farrell, and whatever his thing was, so just get over yourself now already. If you try to attach me to that, you will ultimately end by blowing out your own stupid Heidi brains, which certainly would be interesting to see, but be warned. There is just none of that in my head.
At one time there was an entire colony of feral cats living in the hedges of Grandpa Calkins' house. They were sort of cute tri-colored cats but there was no way to that humans could interact with them, so eventually animal control had to be called to come and take them away. There was no other remedy.
I am more concerned about my own safety and security than I am about Martha's attitude problem.