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Yes, why is this catty witch Terry MuPuke screeching at me all of the time? I was never aware of her existence and couldn't care less what she does and then all of a sudden I get all these messages as if assuming that I should be aware of something of which I know nothing. Perhaps she has confused me with that roommate from North Carolina, what was her name, who said something about having seen her somewhere. I really don't recall myself offering any commentary on the subject of Terry, a complete stranger to me and a person of no interest to me personally. I never had any illusions of TV appearances myself as I am not very photogenic and obviously beauty contests are not my thing, not being tall enough, etc., etc., and so my track was print, not broadcast. I am not particularly interested in hearing from these famous TV people in a personal way as I know absolutely nothing about them. I did interview a TV person for an article once but I don't know what happened to her. I myself never set foot in Wisconsin and don't have any idea what they are talking about. Perhaps you have taken me for that fat ugly hog Jill Anderson. I wasn't going to say anything but it is just so incredibly rude to have all these snarky TV witches screaming at me for no apparent reason. There is no connection here. Get a life.

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Whatever gave these clueless people the idea that I would want to belong to the dreary fuss-budget Freemason Club. Those are most the nastiest people on earth. I would rather die than go there.

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Hmmm.... It seems that someone has gotten me confused with that Debbie Thraci. You would never guess from her haughty arrogant imperial airs that she is actually just a Librarian Kid, only Staff Kid. I would not know anything about that nor would I care to learn more about her serious attitude problem. I overheard some hints of that during college but I really would not care to learn more. Her presence gives me a big headache, nothing that I could possibly explain in so many words.

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Oh yes, now I do remember that Tana Aivaz did say something about having gone to the talent agency with someone and having there seen on the office wall many photos of the agency's clients, many would-be stars and starlets. Yes, many people try that route. Fine, ok, so that's nice. I had declined the opportunity of going there in the first place and nothing that Tana said made me regret my decision not to go there so you will not find my photo on the talent agency wall no matter how hard you try to believe otherwise. Who did Tana go there with? I don't quite remember, but I do remember that Melia Powell did a great job in the college production of a play similar to "Hello Dolly," so even though Melia is rather overweight and ugly she is a very good character actress and very bent on a theatrical career, even though probably she would not quite get the heroine role. Melia was saying that the casting of Barbra Streisand was a mistake because the original role calls for a somewhat older spinster than the one portrayed in the movie. Yes, I did overhear Melia saying that to someone although she wasn't talking to me. She married Robert Pommier who I vaguely remember from something, just another drama aficionado. I don't know whether those two ever quite realized their theater ambitions. I never really heard anything else about them.

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I sort of vaguely became aware as a high school senior or somewhere along in college that my parents had been involved in some type of contracting for our future, as if they could by trading bullet points with some unknown big-wigs insure that I would be successful and wealthy in my future adult life. I didn't really want them to do that but I also wouldn't know how to fix that when some jealous persons used that politically to make sure that I never am successful or wealthy, as if I had initiated that. I think that my parents got into something that was way over their heads, wanting to extend the benefits of missionary life to their children, not realizing how miserable we actually were most of the time having to live in a foreign country, always pecked to death by the hired help.

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I was fully clothed in any photo that I sent somewhere. In fact, also, I declined the opportunity to go with Tana Aivaz to a talent agency in Los Angeles. I just knew that I would hate talking to those meddlesome Hollywood people. So Tana found someone else to go there with, I don't remember who. Come to think of it, I never did hear how that went. She never talked to me about it later.

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Yes, it is a bit awkward, all these functional illiterate, fidellering Cubans pretending to be residents victims of Ohio when actually they don't know what they are talking about and have never yet set foot in Toledo. I never realized what an idiot Ricardo, a college classmate, actually was, not that we ever talked. But then we see where Cuba is now and we know that all off these fidellers fell off of the very same fidel tree so we really should not be surprised.