Which Reminds Me

Yes, you have to feel pity for these simple-minded persons who imagine that the U.S. Congress is going to solve all of their personal problems. Congress is a great governmental power of the legislative variety, and it is always good to have some persons elected there who know what on earth are they doing. But anyway, it is somewhat similar to the police, nice to know it is there if I need it but don't really need it for anything personally, because if I needed that, then that means that maybe something wrong happened, that the system needs to be fixed. Hopefully not.  

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Yes, I do not remember myself adhering to the belief that all Catholic women are trashy sluts, but there is that cliche. I was not going to mention that, but if you insist.....

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Yes, I am completely insulted that you would allow that filthy dirty Arab skunk Kicky Siman to run over my life with his utterly stupid fictitious mockeries. You ought to be prosecuted for selling out to those repulsive horrible Arab scum but we don't do that. We don't really talk about that. 

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Yes, I tend to think that it was a bit awkward for me, having to pretend to be a friend of Bill, when actually I do not like him very much on a personal level. Back in the day, in 1982, that was an interesting experience, but if Bill wants to reunite his old band, he will need to find some other keyboard player and/or girl singer. I am really not all that interested in reliving those old things of the distant past that I would rather forget about anyway. I am completely out of music now. 

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Yes, I vaguely remember noticing that sometimes people down there think that all white people are rich and possessed of unlimited Monopoly money to fund these jet-setting exploits and/or mockeries. But that is their naive and ignorant expectation. No, not all white people are rich, there are poor white people also, but neither would I want to say that I have nothing. We have this treasure in jars of clay, as the Good Book says. But anyway, whatever. You cannot just script all of these vain conceits and expect that white people are going to just blindly jump on board. Maybe not. Maybe I have other priorities than their privately held agenda. 

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Yes, I really am planning to speak more eventually, after some of this confusion gets cleared out, but anyway, of one thing you may be certain, I am not going to nominate your lousy script for consideration as deserving of an Academy Award. Definitely not. I never had any plan of going to the Caribbean, that was some crackpot scheme cooked up by maybe Rhonda Rockefeller, I am not sure exactly who said that, but definitely that was not my plan. 

Perhaps that was your backhanded way of suggesting that I go live in some cardboard box. As if. No, definitely not. My basic needs are few but I do require Internet access at a minimum. 

 

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Yes, one can only wonder what part of "No" did your magazine subscription salesboys not understand? Twice I was accosted by those guys. Ok, I would give you a drink of water to quench your thirst of wandering and yet not buy the magazine subscription. The second time I was more prepared not to waste my time with your sales gimmicks. Go!