Yes, we often hear of the Woodstock people crowing about how they need to "get back to the garden." I am not sure how that would help matters, given that we may be, as the song says, "caught in the Devil's bargain." That is why we needed a Saviour, someone to pay the penalty of our sins, someone to wash our sins away and give us a new heart and a clean conscience.
Woodstock only brings us back to the point of where we originally went wrong. It does not provide any solution to the dilemma.
Yes, I hear there is no shortage of bananas in grocery stores here in America. However, having lived only in El Salvador, during my years in Central America, I only saw mostly coffee plantations, I know nothing of banana plantatios. Sorry, can't help in your quest to solve all the problems of the univerrse, myself being only one person.
Yes, why don't you ask Carol where she got that ridiculous and terrible idea? I never would have thought of that myself, but whatever they want to do.
Yes, I hear you reminding me that I had traded away my blue-and-green plastic ring, not really a power ring, that I had bought at the World Fair maybe a couple of years earlier, but it was returned to me after the game so I really cannot complain about that. And when would it be legal for me to dare to complain about the terrible ideas originated by this stupid burrito family imposed upon us by school mandate?
Yes, I have completely forgotten what on earth you are talking about. Try what? Who said what? I forget you so that you can be sure that I will never even think of you ever in this lifetime.
Yes, it is true that the Bible requires us to love everyone, so in that sense it must be true that I was lying when I said that I hated Stacy. I am required to love everyone, even Stacy. It is a mandatory thing for Christians to love everyone, even persons they personally dislike in other respects. That said, even so, I am no fan of them. I would only be lying if I pretended to care, and that would only add to the irritation. I would just be pretending to care, so false friends are not really worth that much effort. So all I can really say is to tell them to have a nice life.
Yes, I do not recall myself being offered the job of chaperone of hers, nor would I accept the job if offered (what a rude question undeserving to be dignified with any ridiculous answer) and the attached responsibilty that I cannot handle what with all these daggers sticking out of my back.