Which Reminds Me

Yes, I vaguely remember one day during high school, probably a Saturday, I was reading a Christian philosophy book, and Lois Bueno happened to stop by our house and saw that I was reading a book, and glancing at that, rebuked me for reading some dark gloomy book. And then another time I was reading a book, and she stopped by our house and saw that I was reading a book by Willard Cantelon, having something to do with end-times Bible prophecy, and she said that he was such a gloomy depressing person, that I should not be reading his book. Apparently she knows other things about him than just his books. So I probably should not let them see me reading books. Do they ever read books? I don't know. But just wearing a "Lively" mask does not count for actually reading the book. 

Which Reminds Me

Yes, and they are gone to get the Polish, the farthest thing from my mind. But you yourself started this whole thing by telling us a pack of Polack jokes, how many does it take to screw in a light bulb and so forth, so obviously we were not supposed to take that so seriously. It was just all another one of your sick jokes. 

Which Reminds Me

Yes, sort of weird that I would be getting mail from Norm and Terra. I do vaguely remember them from the old days, but they might be surprised to learn how rarely the thought of them ever crosses my mind. It just doesn't matter now, does it? 

Which Reminds Me

Yes, whatever happened to Carrie Canard? Is that what you were asking? Wasn't she the other reporter who was fired by Max, and replaced by Sheryl Reuben? And he did say something sort of rude about her before he fired her, but it was not my job to knee-jerk repeat everything crazy thing that I happened to hear, in case you forgot. Things have to be filtered or evaluated through various judgments of a discretionary nature before decisions can be made on whether I would need to say anything about that. Or just sit back and let Blondie spit it out all by herself without any help from me. 

Which Reminds Me

Yes, I seem to have noticed that you are already well stocked with "closely related parties" so there would be no reason for me to imagine that I would ever receive any invitation to those "closely related parties." But this is not a topic to discuss outside of my own "closely related parties." You just aren't that important. 

Which Reminds Me

Yes, back in the old days I was not paying that much attention to all of their glitter-glam Italian money. Don't know one thing about that. I would have to refer all questions on that topic to Suzette, who worked for the IRS and was assisting the IRS investigation of her own Italian relatives. I only remember something she was saying about that, to a somewhat large group of people, at church. Apparently, her uncle or some such relative was not happy about that, but what would I know. Those Italian Rageaholics all look the same to me. 

Which Reminds Me

Yes, I vaguely remember that I threw away someone's manuscript without sending it back by return mail. Oh, sorry, you will just have to write some other book.