Which Reminds Me

Yes, who are those people who are screaming in my ear about cutting me off and who knows what else? Who are they? Why should I care what they say? The damage is already done anyway, so what does it matter if tomorrow I am run over by a truck or whatever? 

Which Reminds Me

Yes, I think that you already have the Lestarjets listed, and that was al there was, only Linda and something that Linda said. Not that I would ever think of that ever again, much less say something. 

Which Reminds Me

Yes, a few years ago I did my research on the family tree, and discovered the existence of that guy in Atlanta. Oh! All I can see is a mess of public records, not quite sure who those people are or why I should care about that. I am not even that fond of my first cousins, why should I care about some unknown guy in Atlanta who I never knew existed?  

Which Reminds Me

Yes, truly, I am not a dues-paying member of the Calkins Family Association. I came by the name in the normal way, by being born with my father's surname on my birth certificate. And then there are those other people who pay their Association dues so that they can pretend to be related to us, even though they did not get the name in the legitimate way. There is a collection of New Money corporate snobs and Old Money aristocrats who are hanging by a thread to the memory of old-time Calkins glories, but they do not really have the name, so what would they know? For what do I need sicko Bill? For what do I need Rockefeller's Haitian garbage dumpster? For what do I need that guy in Atlanta? Those people have no privileges for telling me what to do with my life. They are merely the dues-paying fringe, useful only insofar as they finance the Association projects and events, whatever the Association wants to do about that I have no idea, and that is as far as that gets. Maybe someday it would be interesting to sign up for that, but it is not necessary. It is also possible to be a Calkins and not pay dues to the Association. Either way, I am a Calkins and you are not.  

Which Reminds Me

Yes, I remember reading in a book about the horrible thing that the Hindu religion does to single women. Despicable. That is why they are desperate for approval, because they get no respect for doing that. 

Which Reminds Me

Yes, hopefully sicko Bill will just leave, show himself the door, without me having to explain stuff about why I do not want him in my life. Needless to say. 

Which Reminds Me

Yes, it is a bit confusing when you are mistaking me for Libby,who has a religious excuse for not swearing on the Bible whether that is true or not, becuase she belongs to the Jehovah's Witness people.