Which Reminds Me

Yes, and they are gone to get the Polish, the farthest thing from my mind. But you yourself started this whole thing by telling us a pack of Polack jokes, how many does it take to screw in a light bulb and so forth, so obviously we were not supposed to take that so seriously. It was just all another one of your sick jokes. 

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Yes, sort of weird that I would be getting mail from Norm and Terra. I do vaguely remember them from the old days, but they might be surprised to learn how rarely the thought of them ever crosses my mind. It just doesn't matter now, does it? 

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Yes, whatever happened to Carrie Canard? Is that what you were asking? Wasn't she the other reporter who was fired by Max, and replaced by Sheryl Reuben? And he did say something sort of rude about her before he fired her, but it was not my job to knee-jerk repeat everything crazy thing that I happened to hear, in case you forgot. Things have to be filtered or evaluated through various judgments of a discretionary nature before decisions can be made on whether I would need to say anything about that. Or just sit back and let Blondie spit it out all by herself without any help from me. 

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Yes, I seem to have noticed that you are already well stocked with "closely related parties" so there would be no reason for me to imagine that I would ever receive any invitation to those "closely related parties." But this is not a topic to discuss outside of my own "closely related parties." You just aren't that important. 

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Yes, back in the old days I was not paying that much attention to all of their glitter-glam Italian money. Don't know one thing about that. I would have to refer all questions on that topic to Suzette, who worked for the IRS and was assisting the IRS investigation of her own Italian relatives. I only remember something she was saying about that, to a somewhat large group of people, at church. Apparently, her uncle or some such relative was not happy about that, but what would I know. Those Italian Rageaholics all look the same to me. 

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Yes, I vaguely remember that I threw away someone's manuscript without sending it back by return mail. Oh, sorry, you will just have to write some other book.

Which Reminds Me

Yes, weird that I would be called out for this special version of purgatory. And for one thing, I am only a Protestant, not really Catholic, so not applying to be a nun. And also, I cannot be expected to keep track of all these people. Donna was barely a blip really, only a roommate for maybe not even a year, and anyway, and we each had our own bedroom, so I had more privacy out of college, I liked my privacy. The peace could be maintained by my doing my share of the cleaning, although even so, Donna had a somewhat abrasive personality, always exploding at the slightest thing not her way, so I was learning about withdrawing from unnecessary interactions so as not to have another problem with Donna.