Which Reminds Me

Yes, it does seem strange that I would be hearing stuff online about Malta, given that I have no connection whatsoever to that place. I heard that nobody really lives on Malta anymore. Probably that means that all of the people who can afford to leave, have purchased other homes elsewhere and maybe keep a second home on Malta or park a yacht there or something. Also, the people who live there have their own private language that nobody else can understand anyway, so perhaps their Sicilian tormentors have moved on. And of course there is the Knights of Malta, now based in Rome, but is that really the same country as the island itself? 

The only thing that I remember hearing about Malta during high school is that it is a great place to go if you want to work on buying or earning or getting an aristocratic title such as Count or Baron. But of course you would have to have enough money to purchase the appropriate estate for such an exalted position and to carry on the philanthropic and other duties associated with that.  Not really an ambition of mine, but I do not doubt there might be some sort of truth to that. I did hear him talking about that. 

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Yes, it really was not my idea, not my suggestion that several of us people from church meet at the movie theater to see that film "Out Of Africa," a completely forgettable flick about those loose-living aristocrats and their frivolous pursuits. I guess they can afford to pay their way out of such moral dilemmas, but regular people such as ourselves really should not be throwing our money around on movies that introduce us to these icky situations that we would rather avoid without grant it the dignity of further discussion.    

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Yes, I vaguely remember that I was telling Susie about this crackpot idea that I had about television, but anyway, she always hates my ideas, my ideas are so ridiculous, what an idiot I am, although anyway I might have been 10 years old at the time so really they should not be expecting so much from that anyway. When would they ever think of inventing Youtube? Weird how that conversation gravitated to realms unknown. I was talking to Susie, but I do not remember talking to you about that. How would you know about that? I do not wish to resume that conversation anyway, having been thoroughly conversation that my ideas are completely stupid and worthless, thank you very much, so much less would I want to discuss that with you. Probably the result would be the same. 

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Yes, I vaguely remember that someone was talking about Tammy Faye as if they were personally acquainted with her. I was a bit shocked because, anyway, one often sees these people performing on television and they seem so unreal, not really connecting to my personal life. Who said that? What was her name? Who has time to continue researching all of these TV people? Enough about that.   

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Yes, sometimes I think that I am hearing Sherry's fat mouth running off in the way that she does, but I cannot be sure of who that really is. I only heard that she attended North Central after leaving California whereas I have no connection whatsoever to Minnesota and also I live in Florida, so that can't be me. 

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Yes, I vaguely remember Lynda telling me about her special deal with Warren, but I might have been confused about what that meant, something about how they have agreed to never marry. But of course who knows how long that could last or which one of them would go first. I was not a party to that agreement so I could marry if I wanted to. However, Mr. Right fails appear on the horizon, so maybe not yet, if ever, although not for their same reasons. I have a mind of my own, which does not mean that I would know everything. 

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Yes, it is sort of confusing the way my late cousins are expecting me to pay for their crimes against humanity, as if I even had a clue about all of these mysterious arrangements all done behind my back. As if....