Which Reminds Me

Yes, how ridiculous to still be talking this many years later about the trivial and insignificant drama surrounding the high school class election, during which time Patty Cruz announced her desire to be class president, with the backing of Kathy, but she did not succeed. Carmen Alfaro won that election, and actually I did vote for her that time because anyway it was sort of a jarring turnoff the way Patty and Kathy were trying to throw their weight around, and anyway who cares. It just wasn't that important. Weird that years later Patty's wicked evil warlock Uncle should make such a huge mess of that, as if I should quit everything to work for his presidential campaign. Ted who? Never heard of you. And aren't Patty and Kathy best friends? Joined at the hip? So whatever. Don't bother me with Kathy's garbage. 

Which Reminds Me

Yes, you really should let her explain her greatness in her own words, because I only know that I know nothing about that. 

Which Reminds Me

Yes, what was that bit about Catherine the Great? I do not quite remember what that was about or who said what. I usually don't pay attention when they are slinging zingers around, because if they notice me listening they may hurl abusive epithets at me, such as, "Rabbit ears!" and anyway, it wasn't about me, so I try to just blend into the wallpaper, so to speak, and not draw attention to myself in that way. 

Which Reminds Me

Yes, I thought heard someone maybe talking about a joke, about how Harry Trueman overwhelmed Addlie Stevenson. But I don't really remember what was the original joke, I only hear you fishing for information about that or throwing around pieces of the election joke, whatever that meant. 

Which Reminds Me

Yes, it may find it difficult for you to write an accurate account of matters when maybe you were not really there or you left early or were distracted from noticing what actually happened. If we have to call city hall to verify every fact and find that you are mostly wrong, maybe you should consider a career in fantasy fiction. Perhaps that would be a better fir for your particular talents and abilities. 

Which Reminds Me

Yes, I am starting to think that the Bees should probably be housed separately from the rest of us, in their cozy beehives, so that we can do what we want, not so much whatever the bees said. 

Which Reminds Me

Yes, this is such a bad bad time to be having to talk to Medical Kids. At least their parents, the doctors, are certified in the arts of surgery and medical procedures. But the Medical Kids are not really there in the hospital to help anyone. They have only the Hypocritical oath to commend themselves, which is not saying much. And then there is the picture of Sylvia blowing like a whale and whatever that meant. At first I could not see who was talking about whales, and then later I saw that.