Which Reminds Me

Yes, I tend to think of Bruce Bell as a sniveling namby-pamby uninteresting wishy-washy wimp not worth mentioning. What a stupid thing for him to say about that. What a worthless idiot are these riff-raff Bells. Nobody wants to kiss his pukey face. 

Which Reminds Me

Yes, I cannot imagine there being anything that I would need to discuss with the Bells. They were living in an alternate universe. Oh, sorry about that. Too dangerous to talk about that what with all of these bullets ricocheting all over the place.  

Which Reminds Me

Yes, which brings up another question, why all of this stormy obsessive discussion of the Janet Cook story, Cook being the journalist whose career ended infamously after she invented fictional characters to make her point. Yes, I remember reading an article about that back around the time that happened, maybe in Time magazine. So, OK, whatever. I vaguely remember at Evangel rooming for 2-3 months with Jan Green, but the Cooks were unknown to me. I remember reading many articles in Time magazine, about so many things. But OK, fine, if you insist, we can talk about the Cooks, although I do not really remember them anyway. I seem to have forgotten some people who were not all that interesting in the first place. 

Which Reminds Me

Yes, why would you be bothering me about your Michigan connection to Mr. Sokobin's daughter. For one thing, we are not related to Sokobin, notwithstanding the fact that he was an important signer of passport applications. Also, how is that you do not know that Kathy from the CIA is your handler and she will ship your head directly to those government people who need to know about your frivolous complaints of whatever nature. Thus, I see no reason for you to bother me about nothing much. 

Which Reminds Me

Yes, I do think that I would prefer the disinterested regulations of the federal government supervising this matter of land management, rather than to get stuck in some muddy wrestling pit having to duke it out with some horrbly wretched evil witch. Needless to say. Obviously. 

Yes, I did happen to notice the idiotic rantings of that real estate agent named Donna. If this were a Spanish book, the word "real" would translate as "royal," but given that Donna is only a self-interested business person doing her own thing, I do not see where her opinions matters in the slightest. If I needed a real estate agent, her name would probably not be on my list. My family would already have their own professional contacts to recommend in that field, probably not Donna.  

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Yes, weird that you would send your little puppet Pam to inform me of some formal charges lodged against your own children, by whoever, of which I was not yet aware, but whatever, Yes, so I was warned not to talk about that in future, so after that I had even more reasons to never remember. So many people, so little time. Anything I say would only aggravate the problem apparently, and anyway I admit that I don't really care. Weird that you would have all these people from Michigan on your staff. And wasn't Michigan the home state of Samuel Sokobin's daughter, all dead now.  So who cares about that? Nice of you to sign my passport application. Beyond that, i do not see any further connection between us and them. Yes, have a nice life. Goodbye!   

Which Rerminds Me

Yes, that was so rude of Carmen to try to throw her miserable life at me. Ulises was her boyfriend, not my problem. While she is ascending to U.S. citizenship, I was expected to go live in Caribbean misery that she left behind. And also there was that lecture about the extreme legalism of the Mayan culture, not really for white people. So that was her idea of an exchange program, not really mine.  My feeling would be to rebuke them for trying to put a Caribbean hex on me, and intruding upon my personal life, among other things, but then again they are church people so what do I know.  I am not allowed to say what I really think about that.