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Yes, what is this platter of repulsive dog food that you have placed before me, as if I should be compelled to eat that nonsense. Never. 

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Yes, truly, you have spoken as if wearing the shoes of a 19th century Chinese man irritated iwth his British colonial overseers, but that was more than 100 years ago. 

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Yes, we cannot imagine who Phil ultimately married. He was very shy so one casn easily imagine him overwhelmed by some blustering biddy, whoever that is sputtering in the background. 

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Yes, you have failed to explain why I should limit my future options by signing on to some demonically inspired Faustian plot.  

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Yes, I vaguely remember only that Bertwell was a friend of Heather's. Which Heather, one might ask, but it really does not seem to matter which Heather. There always seem to be various Heathers lurking about. 

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Yes, I vaguely remember thinking that those two Vineyard people I met that one time were unspeakably disgusting, whatever their names were, but I would not to clutter the airwaves trying to explain my vague impression of that, and anyway, to have them arrested would serve no purpose now. Better to just avoid them in future.  

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Yes, you really should realize that the "Me Too" movement is never going to happen the way you might be imagining. What is Maine but a snowbound slice of "frozen chosen" New England where it snows most of the year? Not my problem. The "Not My Problem" movement would be more apropos to the topic at hand. 

Yes, it can be easily imagined that some inquiring minds may be asking how these little brownies got their U.S. visas, But what rude person would dare to ask such a nosy question? Do I work for the immigration department? No, actually not. Not My Job: Not My Problem. 

Yet, it could be sort of interesting to hear, what actual incident set off this temper tantrum snit of nasty rich men? Because anyway, I only know that was not me. I do not have the blood type for that. 

Maybe if you are going to erase Columbus Day, you oould also cancel Christmas. That would be  job for those nasty snit people. 

What is there to say? May your enemies triumph over you, too?