Which Reminds Me

Yes, I vaguely remember a time during college when Karen and some other girls baked a pan of brownies and dropped them off at that house where Terry and some other guys were living. The brownies contained an additional ingredient called Ex-Lax, which they failed to mention at delivery. I only learned about this the next day in the classroom, listening to the vehement vituperations of one of the victims of the Ex-Lax hoax (and also various times long afterward), so I do not have any insider point of view as to what those girls were thinking about at the time. I doubt that I could be of much assistance in his plans for revenge as I just have not much idea and do not want to implicate myself either way. 

Which Reminds Me

Yes, I seriously doubt that any foreign passport is going to be of much help in getting through the Donner Pass, thanks anyway. A California story. I heard it referenced but perhaps there was more to that conversation than I had been aware of at the time. But anyway, you do not want to try to get through the Donner Pass mid-winter during a blizzzard by horse-drawn wagon. Don't even think about that. 

Which Reminds Me

Yes, how funny coincidental it was to learn, years later, that Patty's Uncle Ted is married to a Nelson, and also my sister is married to a Nelson, but whether their Nelsons are related to our Nelsons is not clear, at least not to me. Besides which their Nelsons are Adventists whereas ours are not that, so enough said about that.

I also heard online stuff from Nicky Cruz, who is also some type of cousin of Patty's. And Nicky is known to introduce himself as a Son of the Devil in a past life, so I am not sure what that says about Ted and Patty's geneological records. Why are we interested in getting the Devil himself elected as our President? None of this makes any sense to me. 

Which Reminds Me

Yes, isn't that interesting, how I was getting a boatload of mail from blithering idiot Jeff Bee Hottentot, about his cruel and arbitrary dictate that I should join a nunnery. Ha ha ha! Did he ever pause to consider that some persons such as myself are of the Protestant persuasion? I will choose my own occupation without some idiot Jeff screeching in my ear, thanks anyway. 

Which Reminds Me

Yes, how ridiculous to still be talking this many years later about the trivial and insignificant drama surrounding the high school class election, during which time Patty Cruz announced her desire to be class president, with the backing of Kathy, but she did not succeed. Carmen Alfaro won that election, and actually I did vote for her that time because anyway it was sort of a jarring turnoff the way Patty and Kathy were trying to throw their weight around, and anyway who cares. It just wasn't that important. Weird that years later Patty's wicked evil warlock Uncle should make such a huge mess of that, as if I should quit everything to work for his presidential campaign. Ted who? Never heard of you. And aren't Patty and Kathy best friends? Joined at the hip? So whatever. Don't bother me with Kathy's garbage. 

Which Reminds Me

Yes, you really should let her explain her greatness in her own words, because I only know that I know nothing about that. 

Which Reminds Me

Yes, what was that bit about Catherine the Great? I do not quite remember what that was about or who said what. I usually don't pay attention when they are slinging zingers around, because if they notice me listening they may hurl abusive epithets at me, such as, "Rabbit ears!" and anyway, it wasn't about me, so I try to just blend into the wallpaper, so to speak, and not draw attention to myself in that way.