Thursday, May 5, 2016

Which Reminds Me

Yes, I probably should add to that something about putting a damper on the clanging Bells. I was never so fond of Bruce that I wouldn't be willing to forget about him in order to get on with my life. Why should the Baptists get a special deal just because they forgot something?

Tuesday, May 3, 2016

Which Reminds Me

Yes, she was just saying that she saw those two guys fighting, from a distance. She was traumatized by the very scary sight apparently, and then someone else was talking about the family jewels and how important that is. Yes, indeed. Uhu. Yes, what a frightening thing to witness.

Which Reminds Me

During the last week of high school I remember that I was talking to someone and they were saying that two guys had gotten into a fight, and also something was said about the family jewels. Did someone hit the family jewels? What were their names? Why were they fighting? I don't know. These were questions that I did not ask. I was mostly just listening to them talk about it and I did not get a clear idea of what they were talking about.

Which Reminds Me

So, anyway, I don't think that there is anything in New York that I need. So what if I don't fit in with some unknown pack of blonde/Viking chatterboxes? I never liked the Tomsons anyway. We certainly did take on quite a few fleas during the one year that we lived in Mexico. Also sometimes I think I hear the Kramers droning in the distance I am not sure. I really don't remember very much about them. Their son's name was Mark. That is one of the few things that I remember about them.

Monday, May 2, 2016

Which Reminds Me

Yes, since you asked, it is true that I have a small birthmark on my upper arm which is not visible most of the time. So I guess this means that I am not perfect enough to meet some people's expectations. However, it's not like it is the mark of Cain or some bizarre thing like that. Some of those people put such a strangely exaggerated meanings to everything about me, as if they are looking for reasons not to like me, which is just another reason to avoid mentioning this minor point, because I would just get in trouble even more if I mentioned their names. And yet one wonders why they are so worked up about nothing much.

Which Reminds Me

And I never even heard of Steve Taylor's skit until just yesterday. Ick! So was I supposed to thank you for shoving that garbage in my face? What a twisted view of reality! Guess what, I do not want to participate in your silly sucking game. Anyway, I would prefer to just ignore that.

Which Reminds Me

Yes, it is sad to see that you are all mindless cloned chips off the old Tomson/Viking Iceberg. Brrrrrrrr! Judy T. is such a fat ugly hog, so faky the way she pretends to be a nice person, but I digress. I always mostly loathed the Thomson girls and hope that I never have to see their horrible faces ever again in this lifetime. They will move home to Washington state so there is no danger of running into them again in Florida. Of course, I am a Christian so I have to pretend to love even though deep down I detest them and do everything I can behind the scenes to make their lives miserable in every way. In other words, it is the other way around, all of this is just a reflection of their undying never-ending hatred for me.