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Yes, I do remember during college, when I called Tim Cederblom a liar. I was tired of him pulling my leg with his tall tales and so I returned the favor. It just wasn't funny after the umpteenth time, being told some far-fetched story that just gets weirder and weirder until finally it becomes obvious that the whole point of the story is just to make me look like an idiot for being so gullible. If these Viking whiners are going to take that so seriously, then, well, you figure it out. I don't want to hear more of their Viking garbage. I want the truth.

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You were talking about the Trapp Family Singers, and the Captain who fled Austria to escape the spreading Nazi influence before World War II. Yes, I did see the movie more than once but it is hard to imagine now what they were going through at the time. The German costumes in the movie belie the fact that the Trapp family was very connected to English aristocracy. Yes, I am sure I don't know the half of it. I actually read the book, which is actually more interesting than the movie, but probably I still don't know very much about it. I am not planning a ski vacation to New England any time soon so I don't know when I would see that if ever. Still, the book was very interesting. So?

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Sad that the obnoxious Captain Hills is worked up about the effects of his own lame hacks. He goes around pretending that Iowa was the center of the universe when actually we never had the slightest connection to Iowa and couldn't care less about this other fictional captain. What are these Iowa idiots crowing about anyway? It takes 50 states to make a United States. Iowa is only a tiny part of the story, so why should I care about some fictional captain who never actually existed? If there ever was a captain of historical interest, then find some intelligent way to explain this to the public, don't just run around screaming like idiots.

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So I was never on Edna Long's household staff, Cori's neither, so obviously I don't take orders from that gang. I mostly disliked Gale so why would I want to communicate with her trashy stupid dog Jenna, of whom I know even less than nothing. Jenna has no place to be barking orders at me, confined as she is to her TV chatterbox.

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That is just so lame, dirty tricks Cori trying to pass herself off as a respectable adult. Don't I have something better to do in this life than to spend all my time tyrannized by this horrid Cori monster? I would rather kill myself.

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Yes, I will never forget that time when we went to the missionary house and there in the living room was Miss Murphy sitting in the lap of and cuddling with that most repulsive and loathsome of toadies, Mr. Benner. Yuk! She must be out of her mind to gush over such a disgusting creature as that. She was the one with the missionary appointment, not him. So I suppose that was part of the attraction for him in dumping his wife and mother of his children to run away with Miss Murphy, which allowed him to pose and masquerade as a missionary when actually he was nothing, just a businessman with some deep pockets. Running an orphanage gives them something useful to do, a way to spend his extra money, for the rest of their lives because certainly they are not qualified to teach the church something.

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And why should I care about Edna Long's travel itinerary? I was only starting 10th grade that year and wouldn't know anything about her. Is that the only thing that you hackers can produce, mostly some tantalizing references to documents that can never be directly accessed due to national security concerns? Just replicating the index to the National Archives doesn't get you very far. And yet there you are, raking in the millions of dollars in donation money.

And here I am educating the public in this most helpful way without benefit of millionaire funding, and nobody cares. So life just isn't fair. I am just saying.