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Well, I may not be rich, but at least I am free of that worthless green scum. Needless to say.

Which Reminds Me

Yes, I can easily see that you have mistaken me for someone else. If I say more than I know, bit off more than I can chew, I will just get my self into very deep waters, deeper than I can imagine on my own without someone to explain to me more about that. Obviously. Needless to say.

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Yes, I notice that the song "Fantasy" by the band Earth, Wind & Fire tells us that "Every man has a space." Women are not expressly included in that category, it might seem to the casual observer, thus some people are assuming that women have no space, based on some R&B tune. Well, you say, the game worked for Dante's "Inferno," so why not for Earth, Wind & Fire? To substitute the word "mankind" for "man," thus to include "women" under this definition, might obtrude into the lyrical rhythm of the song, thus belying the purpose for which the song was originally intended. So is this a problem for womankind? Does EWF have the last word on this point? But wait, you say, where is the water? Earth Wind & Fire is lacking in Water to constitute the four elements. Without Water in the mix, Earth Wind & Fire will end by turning the entire planet into a sizzling inferno. We cannot live without water. Our bodies are full of water. We need water to drink, to bathe, to swim, to navigate. Where is the Water? You want Water. Yes, of course, the elements will not function without Water.

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Oh, and who are you to demand from me a pledge of loyalty to the King of Norway? King Harald V is no relation to me, for one thing. Besides which, if we were going to be returning to a monarchical system, which is doubtful in the current political climate, although a few hundred years from now who can say what might happen, Norway would not be my first choice of monarchical country destination. I feel more affinity to England than to Scandinavia, although I really can't say that I will ever be able to afford a short vacation anywhere in Europe. It is very expensive to visit or live there, or at least I have heard. I really don't appreciate being pressured on these points.

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Yes, there really ought to be some way that I can throw this hateful nasty Carol Mintel of Brazil off my back. It really blurs the picture to have all this nonsense about Carol and her brother David being persons of any significance, that I should care to reconnect, especially after all of that nonsense that I was hearing online from her a few years ago. I have other more important things on my mind than to bother with nitpicking all about whatever their mental problems were.

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Yes, how well I remember hearing all those testimonies, or maybe I read about them in books, telling their Teen Challenge testimonies of drugs and crime and bad behavior. The only grass of which I can truly verify its existence is that which grows in the backyard. How can I ever have a testimony when I can never repent of something that never happened? However, we must have pity and compassion in our toleration of this misguided Teen Challenge references. Needless to say.

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Someone was talking about the Galloping Gourmet but I really did not understand what that meant until more recently, maybe. Even so, I am not a huge fan of TV cooking shows. They have their own thing going on over there that we cannot quite understand. We really don't know what Galloping Gourmet recipes they might have on file that we have never heard of. We don't have any guns here either, but even so, I can't really tell people what to do with their guns. There is no reason to be screaming at us about guns. There are laws and gun permit approvals for that purpose.