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Yes, I cannot remember whether I ever discussed with anyone the fact that my mother has a knack for sometimes making up words that don't really exist, and the words sort of sound like real words, and give the impression enough that we sort of understand what she means by that, and someone will say, "You mean —," and she will say yes, and then everybody will laugh about that. Even so, I really don't see what that has to do with anything. None of that excuses your idiotic rantings. We never had any pretensions of compiling a dictionary.

You are bending over backwards to shoehorn and shove me into some role in the irrelevant and boring fictional drama that you had pre-written for somebody else. And sometimes I will answer a question and other times I will just avoid you because I cannot quite get a handle on how to dump that vicious nasty horrible monster Rose Alfaro back in the garbage bucket where she belongs.

Why would I want to live on a planet ruled by horrible Rose Alfaro, always sneering disdainfully and with utter contempt of me? Obviously not. Don't we all have better things to do than consult with vicious nasty Rose Alfaro? That is a worthless device as far as I am concerned.

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Yes, I suppose that if there were some Mueller somehow attached to our family tree, they would be entitled to their two or three cents, just like everybody else. But there is too much noise of rocks being crushed. This is not the time for discussing what our future tyrant and dictator will do to us later.

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Yes, speaking of my future income, I can only hope that you were not expecting me to go live on the sidewalks of Los Angeles in a cardboard box. The maintenance of even a minimal lifestyle here in the United States requires at least some amount of funding, even if it is mostly involves a matter of packing up and preparing to move on to the next phase. For whatever limited time remains to me on the earth, I will still need to pay for my own housing, food and clothing for an undetermined number of years plus tithes, God willing. Any surplus beyond tithing of course could be designated for various charitable causes after paying off any debts. No one was saying that we would not considerable reasonable requests for donations in the future, if the creek don't rise and so forth.

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Yes, I have often heard about the Mueller investigation, but am quite certain that has absolutely nothing to do with me. I am not aware of any Muellers in my own family tree, so I do not see how that has anything to do with me. Can't speak for the Andersons.

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Yes, I hope that you were not expecting me to exert myself on behalf of or to defend some unidentifiable crooks. Better to relax and sit back and let the authorities do their job, hopefully. Hopefully the crooks are not so high up the ladder that nobody can catch them.

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Yes, one of the few things that I have learned about my great-grandmother's father, Archibald, is that he died in 1895, and also that he was from Canada. Her mother died when she was very young and then her father was mostly gone and she was mostly raised by her mother's relatives, although he did appear at least once when she was about 10 years old when he gave her a piano and some other presents. I really do not know much more about that. Maybe some other relatives know more about that than I do, because I really know almost nothing.

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Yes, it is true that my math scores on the SAT were somewhat lackluster, but on the other hand my scores on the English half were somewhere above 90 percent, and how did you score in reading comprehension? But of course you will say that I had an advantage, because English is my native language while English is only your second language. So you would prefer to drag down and disdain by overall scores in order to avoid questions about your lack of reading comprehension. I am only saying probably.