Which Reminds Me

Yes, I suppose we could all be asking why are these smirky French or Italian peasants skulking around in dark corners, always thrashing around in Dieppe Do-Do. Why should I consider myself responsible for them? Is the entire weight of the world resting on my shoulders? No, I think not. I think they should find their own places without trying to blame me for their own rotten attitudes.

Which Reminds Me

Yes, I hope that you were not expecting us to coronate you the Baron or Baroness von Turner. You won't get that here in America. But we heard that you can always go back to Malta and with your vast fortune purchase one of those hifalutin titles very easily, and then who can say you whether you were born that way.

Which Reminds Me

Yes, I can easily see that my blood chemistry just doesn't fit with your slick and weird Turner stuffing. Always so negative. Wonder what that meant. Hope you enjoy your surging planet of negativity, but then again I don't really care. It just meant nothing to me. Very soon the planet will just be stuffed full of only you and nothing from me, and perhaps that the way things are meant to be.

Which Reminds Me

Yes, I vaguely remember that Jill and Linda told us about the apple ciders. I only have a vague idea of that, but probably they would have more detailed information if you want to ask them, because I really don't care enough to ask more questions about that.

Which Reminds Me

Yes, from high school we learned about how vicious, nasty and hateful these horrid rich people can be. Thus it is hard for me to understand why you are expecting me to care about that.

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Yes, I vaguely remember that the leader of our blue team was Ulises, who died in a car accident during college so obviously the blue team has no leadership. I was a bit insulted that Carmen, who was the girlfriend of Ulises throughout high school, or else someone was saying online that I would have to do the job of Ulises. Yuck! As if it were necessary to be reminded of the lackluster blue team. Hopefully I will not be forced to comment on the topic of Ulises, of whom I remember very little. I am not going to do Carmen's job in that regard. Carmen will just have to bury her own dead without any help from me.

Which Reminds Me

Yes, I vaguely remember that our high school was divided into four teams for purposes of relay races, myself being assigned to the blue team. Our team lost but that was not surprising. How could we possibly win with some of these people on our team who are not particularly helpful. The Blue was a team to be forgotten. So Tom's aggressive red team won, obviously. No one was disputing these points.