Which Reminds Me

Yes, of course we would need for Dorothy "Dot's to round out the unspeakable figure, and of course there is Dot Barth, who married that Italian guy, and then there is the 'Dot' who lives in Springfield, and then there was 'Dot' Kirsten from maybe Wisconsin, but she passed away several years ago so you won't be able to find her now on this side of the great beyond, and then there is the fourth 'Dot,' whoever she might be I would have no idea. But of course I am no 'Dot,' how could I even think of that?

Which Reminds Me

Yes, I almost thought that you were trying to claim nasty broomstick Dorothy 'Dot' as the unassailable goddess of the universe, but of course that was probably only me daydreaming and letting my imagination run wild and get carried away with all of this complicated stuff and distracting nonsense. Dot is nothing special, obviously, only another carbon copy of the pompous arrogant goddess Blondie. Ho hum! Well, bore me stiff.

Which Reminds Me

Yes, it is always somewhat awkward for me, always being mistaken for one of those nasty Panama broomsticks, and they are not even embarrassed to represent us in that pathetically stupid way, always so unbecoming of what we are supposedly representing. But I digress.

Which Reminds Me

Yes, that was interesting to learn that Kelly is marrying outside of the white race, thus to spit in the eye of his own white supremacist grandmother, Hazel, whose Alabama roots were well known to be deeply embedded somehow in the KKK. But it has become obvious that everyone already knows that, so I do not see how I could possibly explain something additionally about that when we only met Hazel once and anyway, we have no vested interest in their rock-crushing operations. There is only the family cemetery where some common ancestors are buried.

Which Reminds Me

Yes, well, if you are so eager to throw yourself off a cliff, go right ahead, don't let me get in your way. However, do not assume that I am going to be there to help with that. I just have no idea what you are talking about.

Which Reminds Me

Yes, I cannot say that some of my attempts at kidding have not fallen flat, and thus I now find myself constrained to be serious, very serious, so do not be expecting more about that from me. I must withdraw from the kidding and focus on reminding everyone that there really was a serious point to that, that my existence was not merely for your entertainment only, but that God has the big picture in control and even with all our mistakes, we played our part and God is faithful to make something good out of whatever that was even though it may look like a huge mess to some of us, because we only see in part, and only later will we see the whole picture.

Which Reminds Me

Yes, it was amazing to see how Donna is not embarrassed to live in a filthy, dirty dump with her dirty clothes strewn all over the floor. But that is what happens if you will not obey the order of nasty horrid Dutch broomstick Cori, you get deported from there to Donna's Russian hellhole, as if the squalor of clueless Donna would make you feel any better. Um, not really. But life is not a party. Parties are an annoying and frivolously trivial distraction in the serious business of real life. I admit that I have no patience for socializing with stupid party animals. Needless to say.