Which Reminds Me

Yes, I know, my college classmate Diane Roberts is so musically talented, she writes her own songs and sings them in chapel, and she studies musical composition at the Crystal Cathedral with Johnny Carl, and she has all the chips needed to pave her way to a musical success. Whatever happened to Roberts anyway? I haven't heard anything recently. I know she hated me but whatever, everyone always hates me. My diary explains that anyway, about how people don't like me. I don't need Roberts to explain that to me. So, are you saying that you stole my diary?

 

Which Reminds Me

Yes, I did find the Kolbrin book an interesting read, even if the snippets of narrative are somewhat disconnected, and it is not clear when did all of these events happen anyway, and who was Penelope really and what did she actually look like? I don't understand. I did not even know that book existed until quite recently.  

Which Reminds Me

Yes, I did notice that much noise emanates from the Illinois connection. I never "got" anything helpful from Illinois, so I really do not understand why all of this hullabaloo about nothing much.

Which Reminds Me

Yes, it is a bit confusing to be mistaken for someone else, to be assigned the role of scapegoat, so bothersome to bear the sins of other people, and to go wandering around the wilderness with this wearisome heavy pack now on my back, that I did not originally have and did not know was there and do not know where that came from or how I happened to come across it.

 Yes, no reason to pretend to feel energetic about this pack of nonsense, but if you want energy you could always try drinking a pack of Red Bull and then peel yourself off the ceiling.

Which Reminds Me

Yes, I remember that my editor at one time suggested using the phrase "on tap" when writing headlines for small announcements, such as, "Festivities on tap this weekend," and that sometimes works well enough, although not a cliche I would have originally thought of, but these editors are sometimes full of little tips for improved wording for cutting the clutter and simplifying the paths of communication.

Which Reminds Me

Yes, it is always a bit awkward being mistaken for my horrible cousin, whatever her name was. I forget who they were.

Which Reminds Me

Yes, why all of this to-do about Amen? I vaguely remember that there was some guy at our college by that name, but I would not want to claim him as a friend of mine. He was a friend of Lynda's and I only remember something that Lynda had said about him, that he was leaving to go to medical school, and that is the only thing that I can remember about him.