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Yes, how many do we have to explain to these methodically stupid snappy-trash sluts of Michigan that there is no Harvey at this address? For further information on the history of Methodism and its Indian adherents, we will refer all questions to the mainline institutions that are the repositories of archival data on the subjects of Harvey, Helen, etc. I just have no idea what these stupid people think they are doing here.

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I wonder what makes the pathetically stupid people of North Carolina imagine what I would want a piece of the junk that emanates from Linda's ex-husband, of whom the only thing that I remember hearing is that he was from North Carolina. I never even so much as met Linda's first husband so obviously I am not your ex-wife. It is perhaps fortunate for you that I do not have many guns available to me or your ex-wife Linda's empty brains might be found all over the place. But as things now stand, your ex-wife was sold off and is now the property of Alabama, not that she was ever a friend of mine, so there is actually nothing that I need to say about that. Only because you asked do I offer in response this truncated commentary.

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Well, all I can say is that if you are looking to defend yourself against the Spanish Armada, you probably shouldn't put too much faith in the Spanish Netherlands. Going Dutch might have worked fine in the 1600s but nowadays it doesn't get you very far in the long run. Holland just isn't what it used to be.

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Yes, I do remember that someone was accusing us or recognizing us, I was not sure which, for being the caulkers who built the boats that defeated the Spanish Armada, and how they need us to help with similar services in the present day. However, so far I haven't found where that came from. I was not sure what that meant.

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Yes, it does get confusing. I never had strong feelings about Andrew Jackson one way or another, always nice to see a familiar face on the $20 bill but not really sure who decides which face should go there. I do not feel myself compelled to participate in bashing of Andrew Jackson that is perpetuated at the Richmond meeting ad infinitum, so does that make me a Confederate rebel? A quick review of history shows that Andrew Jackson was a stickler on points of legal tender, even to the point of dueling to the death, thus shooting a man dead, to defend his marital honor, even though it might actually have been his own wife's sloppy paperwork that provoked a crisis. Fortunately for us the obligation of dueling is no longer extant in the land, and yet the history of Jackson's confused affairs will always be there in the history books perhaps to prove a point. We want our legal tender to matter and have actual face value. So why are people obsessing about all this no-value counterfeit paperwork?

Most people just think that Andrew Jackson was a patriotic military hero in defending the shores of America against an invading army. Most people in the armed forces would probably do the same under orders in certain circumstances. So?

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During my senior year of high school, I remember that Vickie gave me a copy of Seventeen magazine but with two or three pages cut out. I checked that with the copy of the magazine on file in the high school library and saw that it was an article about the Exorcist, featuring a large photograph of Linda with her head all twisted around backward, a strange grimace on her face. So that was what Vickie was trying to hide from me, however unsuccessfully because Vickie was never my only source of information.

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It is hard for us to understand why they are so proud of their worthless Saddletrash connections. No one actually cares what the dreary Warren family does. We are not related to them, fortunately for us. The only thing I can remember about Vanessa is the time that she ate a jalapeño pepper thinking that it was a pickle. Maybe that explains how she grew up to be a snarky little sourpuss, but I really wouldn't know. I mostly avoid those snarky people.