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I seem to remember that I am the one who told you about Cori's bad behavior and foul language, not the other way around. Cori was spewing multitudinous F-bombs while talking on the telephone in the dorms, overheard by everyone on the entire hall, because, I don't know, are you trying to tell me that she is a disgusting filthy excuse for a human being? Her parents are district officials so we don't dare to verbally express the depths of our low opinion of her. Politically this is a problematic situation for powerless nobodies such as myself. As it turns out that I am the only who suffers because of her horribly rotten attitude. I thought that I could be a good influence but that was a mistake. Someone is trying really hard to flip things around. So why bother? Anything good that I might say would just get thrown to the dogs. If I am to be judged by the company I keep I will need to strangle your horrid F-bomb Japanese daughter because, anyway, the context is entirely missing in action. So next time around don't bother me. I don't want to hear about it.

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"Bye, bye, Miss American Pie, drove my Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry" ....
That was a line from a rock song that I heard. We were listening to this song on a record but nobody said anything about you. Nobody was talking about you.

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Yes, why would I sell a table that was in my possession? I don't quite remember what my flawed logic was on that point. I just hope you weren't expecting advanced logic from a clueless monkey in a cage there is nothing else that I can say about that.

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And who is going to compensate me for all this incredible harassment of years, and all for nothing? Ridiculous.

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That is so weird how they behave as if I had charged them with some crime or illegal activity. I wasn't planning to press formal charges against anyone although I must admit there are some people that I don't particularly like in a personal kind of way and I would not appreciate being forced to defend them when I really have no idea what they might have done unbeknownst to me. So I really think this whole mock trial is a very bad joke, not really something to be taken so seriously. Yes, I know, I can't force people to like me, and that works the other way around also.

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Yes, I vaguely remember having to give a speech at my 8th grade graduation. It was a short speech and yet I cannot remember a single thing that I said. I vaguely remember that the form of the speech, especially the introduction and conclusion, was mostly dictated by our teacher so I mostly said whatever was necessary to finish the requirements of 8th grade. Yes, I suppose that David with his photographic memory might actually remember something about that. Even so, I have long ago ceased to care about what David thinks about that or anything else. David is just another obnoxious little twerp who won't let it go. If they can't forgive me, I will just have to kill them all because God loves me, why can't you?

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What more can be said of Patty (what was her last name) from San Jose? I only worked across from her for a short time. Later I heard that she had married Ed, who had been her boss, but more recently I heard that they are divorced now. I just have no idea who these people are and why they think that San Jose is the center of the universe. In my opinion not. But I digress. I could say more about that but I'd just be wasting more time on nothing much.