Which Reminds Me

Yes, I hear that the Devil is Crouching about as a lion seeking whom he may devour, scary thought. So obviously you are to be avoided. You are not invited to my life.

Which Reminds Me

Yes, I remember that during our years living in El Salvador we often had a constant stream of guests staying at our house. For months at a time our living arrangements would have to be somewhat rearranged to accommodate our guests, who were staying for day or a week or two weeks or whatever the case may be. On one occasion I remember we had guests for six months continuously, and to expect me to remember who they all were or even their names is too much to ask this much later, although I do remember that on one occasion there was an elderly woman who was caught by my mother. The woman was smoking secretly in our house. Apparently she was a recent convert who could not control her craving to smoke, not yet being delivered from her addiction to nicotine. My mother informed us of this event after the fact so I really do not know what exactly she said to the smoker woman when she was apprehended. I only know that really what did you expect to get from trying to trick my mother, you will just lose, you cannot get anything past my mother, needless to say.

Which Reminds Me

Yes, I vaguely remember the couple of months or so when Jan Green was my roommate at Evangel. She made a big point of saying that her auburn hair is actually dyed, unlike mine, and that I will probably condemn her because of that. Ummm.... Actually I am not going to say anything about that, even if only because I cannot have this dreary Green witch yanking me around emotionally that way. But enough said about that.

Which Reminds Me

Yes, I really do not understand what is their obsession with Sue. What would that mean? I only remember hearing Sue talk about her Norwegian roots, but beyond that I can only admit that I do not know very much about Sue beyond that she was a co-worker at one time in the ancient past. Oh, did you think that you were the Queen of Norway? That would not be my problem. We are not very conversant on the topic of rivalries amongst the various royal houses of Europe. I just never think about this topic.

Which Reminds Me

Yes, that must have been quite a stretch, trying to think of something nice to say about the vulgar foul-mouthed Vanessa. I am embarrassed to say I might be slightly related to such a stupid, mentally retarded person. And come to think of it she almost looks like a clone of that other trashy hoe Jan Green. But the Greens seem to have enough money to paper over all of their stupid mediocrities at our expense, unfortunately.

Which Reminds Me

Yes, and I already have enough complications without Carol's dreary ex-husband screaming in my ear. He ran away with some other woman, and I do not even know who those people are, and for all I know they could be anywhere in the U.S. sniping at me and I have no way to even figure out who they are or make them shut up and go away and stop harassing me.

Which Reminds Me

Yes, it seems a bit awkward all these Czechs pretending to be friends of mine. I don't even know who those people are. My name was in the yearbook so, yes, they have my name, but beyond that I really don't see what else there would be to discuss with Czechs.