Which Reminds Me

Yes, I see that Colorado is expecting me to bow down and worship their evil Jenkins goddess of the day, even though that is never going to happen. We threw Jenkins out the window long ago, why have you not gotten the message?

Which Reminds Me

Yes, it has come to our attention that you have yet failed to turn off the stupid Fawcett machine or spigot. How would I do that? I only glimpsed the TV show "Charlie's Angels" a few times, not a huge fan of that mindless type of entertainment, don't know much about it. Farrah died in 2009, so perhaps the Fawcett mantle has passed on to trashy hoe Cori. Is that what you are saying? Because I really have no idea, I remember nothing. I wash my hands of the Fawcett monstrosity.      

Which Reminds Me

Yes, I do think that I have done very well getting along with people who I do not necessarily agree with on certain various points, but of course there comes a point where the conversation is over and we go on in our various directions and do not concern ourselves ever again with their diverging viewpoints.

Which Reminds Me

Yes, easy for you to tell us to just throw away the phone and forget about it, to just be a know-nothing blank slate. And then they throw it all back at us all over again anyway, even when we were not trying to do anything about that. What would I do if all this information were not freely available on the Internet, which it was not at the time? How would I find and buy all of these books when I am completely clueless as to what the question was? 

Which Reminds Me

Yes, I vaguely remember that Carol was saying that the piano teacher had made some accusations against Carol's father, the details of which I have no clear memory, only that because of that they consider her their enemy. Myself not being involved in their mostly Baptist internal controversy,  I would not be able to comment further on these points.

Which Reminds Me

Yes, of course, theft is completely wrong and why would I do such a ridiculous thing. Am I losing my mind yet? Angrily you demanded that I return that book that was on your shelf and how often do I have to remind that you that I don't have your book. I only took my own books that I would happy to sell you, or even give away,  because I have too many books as it is. I won't need most of these books where I am going.

Which Reminds Me

Yes, and I am somehow reminded that during high school I was taking piano lessons for about a year or more from that Spanish lady who was a Baptist. I learned later from Carol that this piano teacher was considered an enemy of the Sanchez family but as to the details of that I cannot remember what she said. That was not my problem. I was only taking piano lessons.