Threat

Yes, that was very strange. I was interviewing the candidates for mayor and Mr. Danciu, when speaking to me one-one-one, said with an ominous tone that he knows what I am doing and that he is going to do something about it. It was rather scary. He cursed me. And what was that supposed to mean. All I did was report what he said. Sorry if I could not get him elected mayor again but times had changed and people were no longer interested in that. I seriously doubt that my stories although were the cause of his political fortunes waning. I really do not know what his problem was but I don't think that I deserve this curse. After all, I am not the City Hall receptionist. I am not sure what she was doing but I was only the reporter.

I Do NOT Stink

Obviously you have me confused with that other reporter who preceded me, the one who I was hired to replace. Veronica told me about her serious personal hygiene problem, that you could not help but smell her stench when within a talking distance. She was very sympathetic to the crazies and the radical activists but I was not. There was a certain renewed emphasis on facts and truth rather than mere politics after I took over the reporting even though I cannot necessarily explain what my editor did to my stories and the headlines. You would have to ask Steve what he was thinking. Anyway, it was very shocking for them to call me on the phone and for my ear with nothingness and then nothing of what they said appear in the newspaper but I just cannot reprint your silly statements, such as: "Bill * is a crook," or "If you are not on my side I will complain to my dear friend the publisher and have you fired" (both the late Mayor Danciu and impresario Jim Batmasian threatened me this way; sorry but I could not have single-handedly gotten Danciu reelected when everyone was sick of him, and I could not prevent the authorities from later sending Batmasian to jail for failing to pay FICA for his workers, so dirty tricks against me will not help you in the end game)," etc. Anyway, I would get in big trouble if I quoted any of the potentially libelous things that you say. So if you curse me I will copycat the curse right back to you because you do not deserve a dime from me. I am the apple of God's eye and you are just another grandstanding power monger. Get in line like everyone else.

Antagonist

I really do not appreciate being cast as the antagonist, as if everything I say or do is something to be opposed and cast aside as if meaningless nothing, as if you even know what you are talking about. As if I live in an echo chamber and everything I say just bounces back to me with no effect or reflective thought given to anything.

As if Barbara Miller of Mississippi were some kind of heroine. I cannot really comment on her host family for that year, the Navarrettes, and what their relationship was at the time and whatever Barbara said about the Navarette's son so most of the time I do not even know what you are talking about. I think that you are just fishing, basically.

But you are stuck up a creek without a paddle and I cannot help with your problem. Antagonizing me is not going to solve anything. I am just warning you. You are forewarned that antagonizing me will not solve your problem. It might satisfy your thirst for revenge, your craving to shed blood, your overwhelming desire to wring a white girl's neck but it will not solve anything. You might even end up in prison for life like that other guy.

Dad's Humor File! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

Frontier Mortician
Little Red Riding Hood
Missionary Humor
Some Funny Poems
More Humor Stuff
More of Dad's Humor File
Church Humor

I may be adding stuff to these files as time allows.

Another good song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfnjxnDFYKE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs2ULRTnK90&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyjzXSz_8lo

another good song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcZjsGhe5fc&feature=rec-HM-fresh+div

Andrae Crouch

Story of Jesus
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0tj4NbzAGc&feature=related