Which Reminds Me

Yes, I do remember that my grandfather knew something about Sir Thomas More, who is supposedly one of our ancestors although I am not exactly sure how that could be true. I really don't see the connection but who am I to argue with Ancestry.com's old "Famous Relatives" button? It also turned up Geoffrey Chaucer. Anyway, Thomas More was the famous English lawyer who lost his head because he made the effort to develop some elaborate legal arguments designed to prevent Henry VIII from divorcing his first wife Catherine. It was a wasted effort due to that thorny truth that the King's will is the law, at least in some cases, especially such personal issues as marriage and divorce. So who wants the thankless job of reviving Thomas More's arguments on Catherine's behalf, doubtless to the benefit mostly of Spain, a dry place of very hot weather. Yes, why would I ever talk about that?

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Yes, I suppose that there really ought to be some way of apologizing for the bad behavior of these overly bellicose nasty Italian witches who so badly represent our U.S. interests. How can you pretend to promote our American greatness when you are so apologetic of brilliant me and so utterly unable to reflect upon your own flagrant errors of such disastrous consequence throughout the centuries. With you it is just all a ying-yang game of you versus me. Well, guess what, I don't see it that way. But of course I can't really talk about that. It would not be wise for me to talk about that.

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I am really not interested in hearing more about Libby's Puerto Rican junk. Not to be mean but I really couldn't care less about that.

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Yes, it is hard for me to understand the mysterious events of WWII surrounding the death of Baptist missionary John Birch in China, much less why there is still an organization existing to represent something about that, but this is a free country and people are free to organize various groups and associations to advocate stuff about China, whatever that meant.

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I really must say that I had no idea that Libby was so fascinated and preoccupied with thoughts of Javier. I wasn't thinking about Javier at all. But of course Libby lives in a parallel universe so it is hard for us to understand what Libby is talking about. We just never go there.

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I vaguely remember that someone was trying to involve me in a medical conflict, something about aspirin brands, do I prefer the Bayer or the Johnson & Johnson brand of aspirin? Truth be told I feel entirely neutral on the subject of aspirin. I am not opposed to the use of the occasional aspirin in case of mild headache. However, to me the generic brand will do the job. I see no need for myself to be investigating the finer points of aspirin branding.

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Something about my grandmother's name? What a rude way you have of insulting my grandmother! I find your intimate familiarity with the Bible of Witchcraft astonishing but even so a title to the barren weedy wastelands is a useless tool.