Which Reminds Me

Yes, that was nice of Steve Brown to nominate me, but it was not a very practical idea that would create many unnecessary problems for me which would not exist if I simply do not bother to run for office.

Which Reminds Me

I never liked the idea of running for election. During high school the one time that I was nominated I requested to have my name erased from the list on the blackboard because I don't have any illusions about being elected for any office, so why bother with the inevitable humiliation of not being elected? Better to just leave my name off the list of potential candidates because, anyway, that fictional election story in circulation is not really about me, obviously.

Which Reminds Me

Yes, I think that it is probably safe to assume that Tinker never won any beauty contest, whether based on brains, beauty or popularity. I once made the mistake of having a conversation with her and now the Tinker creature thinks that it owns me. Wrong!

Which Reminds Me

Yes, there probably is some good reason why those other girls are stuck forever in Dummies English class. How can we brilliant genius shine with them always throwing noisy tinker tantrums? Yes, it was probably for the best.

Which Reminds Me

Yes, I vaguely remember seeing the name of Anita Stone printed in our high school yearbook, adjacent to the face of her. Even so, we never talked. It is a bit late now for me to go back and pretend that the Stones were anybody worth mentioning.

Which Reminds Me

Yes, we are vaguely aware that Libby lives in her own private Puerto Rico bubble, to which we are  completely indifferent. If she had something personal to say... But no, all of this noise is not really Libby, is it? It is really just a pack of Puerto Rican street thugs who go around beating up white girls. Needless to say.

Which Reminds Me

Yes, why all of this excessive disdain? Something smells fishy rotten in Denmark. They never said anything to us about really being more Danish than Dutch. Only by osmosis do we disdain to explore the question of Dutch v. Danish. Only by osmosis do we begin to speculate about a political cousin named Bill whom they never mentioned to us. If they never say anything to us about that, how can we be expected to comment or "help" with that? We don't anything about that.