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Why am I still hearing so much noise from a creepy little weasel Max and his evil Aunt Cheater? It was a big mistake to invite those people along on our walk. How did all of these clueless people turn the beautiful scenery of a nature hike into a huge nightmare? There is no place for them here.

Can you not spell T-R-A-I-N W-R-E-C-K?

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And did it not occur to you that such a detailed report might be rather shocking to our high school classmate Lorena Castro? How might such a refugee from Cuba feel upon hearing of this foiled plot to assassinate her estranged uncle or distant cousin or something?

Actually, no, I had not thought of that. Was she in our classroom at the time or did she hear about this by hearsay? Even so, it was not I who delivered Raymond's report. What would I know about this particular concatenation of events? I mostly try to steer clear of these scary people because these matters are too complicated for me.

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Yes, I cannot say that it was not a little bit creepy to hear your very detailed account of the failed attempt to assassinate Castro in the 1960s, including names of the would-be assassin and other facts about that, delivered in your high school report. Who would even think of such a thing? How do you have access to all of this top secret information about CIA operations of the 1960s unless the mafia killer was somehow your acquaintance or third cousin or something. I don't understand where that comes from. I did not take very good notes that day so will not be able to regurgitate that. Needless to say.

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Yes, in a way it is sad, myself having to commit suicide rather than be ruled by the horrid nasty corporate executives on the board of Intra-Publix of NYC. Needless to say.

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You were telling me that Nicky Cruz, who lives in Colorado, formerly of NY and PR, thinks that he might be distantly related to my high school classmate, Patty Cruz, in Central America. I really would not know anything about that. I never discussed anything of that nature with PC. She sits there in study hall reading out of Kahlil Gibran which is about the only thing that I can remember about her. You could always ask Kathy. Weren't they best buddies in high school. Let Patty and Kathy explain their Aryan scenario. I never really heard an explanation of that, although incidentally I might have hard that one of our classmates might have been of Persian origin. Who am I to question these arbitrary rulings of the CIA kids?

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Yes, why are all of these PR whiners pretending to be attached to me? I am not very connected to the Caribbean that I would have much of anything to say about bankrupted islands that were in ancient times the center of the Spanish conquest and empire but in our days have not so much to boast of. The number 50 sounds like a nice round even number to me. But if we start adding PR, why stop at 51? There is also the Virgin Islands, Guam, etc. etc.

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Yes, I know, they just want to make it a game about male vs. female, thus to distract attention from the linguistical point that matters, so the game as they play it is brown male trumps white female, and thus they win automatically no matter what I might say or NOT say about anything. So obviously I never could win this game from the starting point and am not interested in continuing this ridiculous and useless exercise in futility.