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Yes, I seem to remember that you were asking me something about Macias. No, I do not know any Macias, although I do remember hearing the name of Ralph Macias spoken by Susie. He might have been one of those people who were at the little school during the year that I was not there, whether attending a different school or on furlough I do not remember. I would refer all questions about Ralph Macias to Susie because it is hard for me to remember what exactly it was that Susie said about him. It is hard for me to remember who he might be based only on something that Susie said. We will just let Susie do the explaining of who these people and good luck with that because we are finding it harder and harder these days to remember who those people were.

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Yes, I vaguely remember in high school reading something in the newspaper or hearing somebody say that the famous rock star Mick Jagger is married to Bianca, a Nicaraguan woman. Maybe they know something more about that but I do not know anything more. That is way out of my sphere of interests. Thus, I would not want to have to comment. I really don't care.

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Yes, oh, is that those old Hong Kong Greasin' monkeys I hear screeching in the background? Yes, I would not want to expend too much time and energy on their nonsense because, anyway, sometimes the 99-year lease expires and the world shifts on its axis little by little, and we all just have to be ready to go with the flow because our time is short. Jesus will always be there, not so much boring self-absorbed Heather.

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Yes, I think that I remember having left the annoying Dana Duck hanging up by her toenails. I have no patience for that attitude.

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Yes, we noticed that you could not get yourself elected dog catcher with that little yappy dog Sylvia screeching in the background. Yawn!

If I am going to be doing an important work of translation, I expect to be treated with more courtesy and less rudeness than that, and also high school classroom is not the place for discussing my blood pressure issues, especially with unqualified persons of no certifiable medical training. Keep a tighter leash on that stupid Medical hoe.

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And are you working for the Greenes or the Clines? Either way, I really could not care less about either side of your boring personal private civil war drama that is of no concern to me. I never really understood what that was about. My purpose in life was not to deliver you from your own mental illness. "Frankly, my dear... "

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Yes, how do I politely frame that question without igniting an all-out war against Beverly's horrible in-laws? Beverly and Richard have been divorced for many years now and I only know that probably I do not know even half the story. I really do not want to be bothered with their nonsense, actually.