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Yes, oh, one two three. Well, even so, does a mere touching of the tongue without ingesting actually count as drinking? This is a way to explain that I do not like the bitter flavor of that. I was shoved into a booth and this junk plopped in front of me, while sneeringly wicked Puffer Libby is standing over there sneering condescendingly at her chance to turn the tables on me. Obviously I am not going to waste any more emotional energies on discussing that back-stabbing traitor.

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Yes, and I can only repeat what rumors i was told, and I heard no other correction to revise what was said,and I forget who said that about Sherry and her circle of friends, but you probably already know who did say that, so maybe you could tell me what happened, because I have no idea.

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Yes, probably the major difference between myself and the case of Sherry is that she, or whoever that was, went out to the store and bought that and brought it back to the dorm and were sitting around drinking it in the dorm to the point of getting tipsy and later expelled. That was very willful on their part, in contrast to awkward social situations where you were trying to be nice and avoid confrontations.  

Needless to say, a war over that would mean killing many of my own wino relatives, so I would rather avoid this topic of conversation, needless to say.

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Yes, I do think that if New York wants to elaborate on the topic of cats, that would be their business, not really mine. Enough about cats.

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Yes, I do think that there were only two occasions, so you will not find a third. That is how I learned about why all of those people want to live off campus so that they can stock their refrigerators as it were by the back door rather than have to abide by campus rules, having that shoved in my face. So you just never know what secret and hidden mischief those off-campus people are up to behind our backs, but, anyway, who cares about such a marginalized fringe element. They make a lot of noise but anyway there are other factors to consider.

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Yes, I seem to remember hearing that evil wino Shari was blaming me for her own bad behavior. How ridiculous! But I do not need to rub that in, knowing that Shair is a hysterical whacko anyway. Anyway, she will eventually get what's coming to her without any "help" from me.

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Yes, I do think that you should voluntarily want to read your Bible every day, but if there is some day when you don't do that, nobody is going to send a police officer to blow your brains out over that minor point soI really do not understand your emphasis on police work, unless you are a wino who really does not belong here anyway so don't bother to apply for future assistance on this point only because my wiring was glitchy. That is not going to get you any points. I am just saying.