Which Reminds Me

If I were going to be in control, some Bethany heads will be on the chopping block to be sure, but as I have no control in these matters, I fail to see why I should care about the careless waste of funding that does not belong to me anyway, so whatever.

Which Reminds Me

During the time that I was rooming with Jan Green at Evangel, one day she suddenly said to me that I probably am condemning her because she dyes her hair an auburn color. Actually, the thought had not occurred to me, nor did the significance of the Auburn policy register any trigger in my brain, so I felt myself somewhat indifferent to the matter. The fact that my hair actually is a somewhat auburn color naturally, a very dark shade of auburn, probably makes her jealous of my beauteous aura, but no, that's not exactly what I said. I don't remember very much about that. I just didn't seem very important at the time.

Which Reminds Me

Yes, if only all my relatives could be disposed of and kept hidden in the background so that no one in the public arena would notice them and also they would not be allowed to interfere with my brilliant endeavors. How could I possibly succeed with all these country bumpkin cousins making a huge mess of everything? I don't mean to insult anyone but this whole situation is so ridiculous.

Which Reminds Me

When I was in high school applying for college, our friend Sharon Turner from Nebraska recommended that I ask to live on a certain dorm floor, where she had previously lived. So I did that, but I am not so sure, knowing what I know now, that it was a good idea to accept any recommendation from Sharon. That was really not a good way to start college life, getting kicked around by a pack of vicious Green prairie dogs.

Which Reminds Me

Yes, I don't know why during college it never occurred to me to ask whether Nancy Nelson, who was Lori Way's roommate, was a cousin or kin to Matt Nelson, another college student. Why would I bother to ask such an insignificant question, assuming the thought had ever crossed my mind, which it had not. And anyway, it is something of a moot point in this day and age. About 200 years ago Admiral Nelson helped Europe subdue to the tyrant Napoleon, but in the present day and age Mr. Nelson is married to Napoleon's ugly stepsister, so he doesn't represent anything of significance in terms of world politics in the global arena, that I should be called upon to say something about that. Anyway, Matt married Sheryl Ganksy, remembered mainly as a waitress at Marie Callender's restaurant, and I see they live in Seattle now. Oh, I didn't know that. And you are also expecting me to make some comparisons to that other Cheryl, who died at age 12? That would be impossible due to dire prohibitions against any communication with the dead. We might see them again in the great blue yonder but until then we are sort of busy with this command to occupy until he comes.

Which Reminds Me

I seem to vaguely remember that someone was accusing me of asking about the money but that is just a complete lie. I don't know even have a starting point clue to give you on that score. Who exactly is making this accusation? What money? Huh? I just have no idea what they are talking about.

Which Reminds Me

I really don't know very much about Bill. You must have mistaken me for someone else. I really can't say very much about him.