Yes, they all have to confess about the rude things they painted on people's car windows, in the parking lot of college, as part of their famous "used car lot" prank. They did not invite me to participate, which is just as well. I already have enough problems without adding their massive load of prankster guilt to the mix. Especially Mary Lasley was said to have written some shocking things, so who knows why do I need some crazy sports dog screaming in my ear. Mary's services are so unnecessary and unwanted for this particular point. She only wishes she had something to say worth mentioning. I was not that interested in sports tricks. If you are good at sports, you have your place there there, and if not, do not even try. It is not worth that much effort.
