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Only recently do I notice that my Uncle Steve's mother was a Craig, so perhaps all these farty-tarty Craigs who live nearby are somehow related to them, but then again I would only be guessing. I really don't know anything about them or why I should care about that.

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It has always been clear to all that Gregory is your personally sponsored attack dog, even though I have no idea why I should be bothered about filling his empty head, so you cannot now pretend the reverse.

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Oh, are you Debbie Lang's horrid movie star cousin, those vulgar garish vicious nasty people who have an overpriced glitzy mansion on Lake Tahoe and ride herd on their less fortunate relatives? I don't know whether I remember something about that or whether I am just making it up. Yes, rich people are so clueless sometimes, never mind about the money.

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Only the rude and abrasive Debbie does not seem to get that some people really don't like her. She is only here in our college because her father is the librarian, not because she has any brain in her empty head.

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Is there any nice way to tell the worthless horrid Gonzales/Rivera tribe that I am NOT for sale? They will need to keep shopping and look elsewhere to find a companion for their horrid Debbie Dike. I will not be available. Ditto to Sandra Dike, etc. etc.

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For about six years I worked for the South Florida Newspaper Network, mostly as a staff writer and also later an assistant editor. For the first two or three years that I was there, starting in 1992, the company was owned by a certain Mr. Worrell who was also an avid collector of antique cars. Some of his prize cars were stored in one section of the first floor of that building in Deerfield Beach, located down the street from a hotel owned by Merv Griffin and also Don King's headquarters. Later the company was sold to private investors who were actually the company's executives. A year or so after that the company was sold to the Tribune company which publishes the Sun-Sentinel, the local daily. And time goes on. Only much more recently, browsing through Facebook, do I notice that that obnoxious woman who was pastor's secretary at our church for many years, lists Worrell as one of her surnames. She is on husband number three or four now so I am not sure what that means. Was Worrell her maiden name or is she otherwise related to the owner of the company that I worked for? How odd that no one ever mentioned this to me.

Which Reminds Me

Yes, please excuse this icky mess while I go about having the mentally retarded Deli-Craig family surgically removed from my personal business. Not that Craig, a different Craig, but you really wouldn't remember that. The Craigs all look alike to you. And my mother's name is Betty, stick that in your ear. No, you are not invited to my house to rifle through all my personal papers, not that I have anything important to show you.