Which Reminds Me

Yes, I vaguely remember in the old days, at Oakland Park church, that Italian girl who works for the IRS was talking about how she helped to investigate her own suspected mafia relatives, and then she was in hot water with them, out of favor with her relatives who were angry about her walking away with financial records they might have preferred to keep private. We once ate at a pizza place that might have belonged to one or another of those Italians but I never saw any records of that nature. I only remember what I heard her say about that at church to a group of people who were standing arouund listening to her talking about that. 

Which Reminds Me

Yes, I am not sure how I could possibly do for you, what I was not able to do for myself. I only remember who I am, and who you are must necessarily remain unknown to me. You have to have something inside of yourself of your own identity, to be able to be yourself and not have to depend on them for anything.

Which Reminds Me

Yes, of course I am not going to be thrilled about being "captured" by those people from Michigan. I have never been there and don't know much about it. 

I was told that I would never see the "book." Book? What book? Harvey who? Helen who? 

It took me years go figure out who was Harvey, who was Helen, and even so, so what?

Your things is a big fat nothing.

Which Reminds Me

Yes, that was interesting, how, after returning from Virginia, where I had met Lori Kelderman who lived in the same apartment complex, here in Florida I see Linda Crawley who says to me, without my ever mentioning that, that she knows that I had met Lori Kelderman which is horrible and becaause of that Lina is not going to help me, she washes her hands of Lori Kelderman. Oh, I ha not even realized that Linda and Lori were acquainted, although both are from Michigan, but Michigan is a large state. Interestling how all of these Michigan people know each other.

An I don't see how Linda has so much to be boasting of, where her lousy "Not-Man" jokes have long been circulating in the ozone layer and clogging the atmosphere with her snarky attitude problem. 

I would not be expecting anything from Linda anyway, so why all of this display of Michigan attitude problem?

Which Reminds Me

Yes, I vaguely remember the existence of Molly, who was studying public policy. She was known to be a vocal activist involved in various protest activities. 

And that was Lori Kelderman, not me, who was verbosely expounding upon her concerns for Molly's arrest record, because Molly was one of those people who participated in anti-abortion activities that we had only heard about, maybe by word-of-mouth or having read about that in the newspaper. That was not my issue, but I did hear about that protest movement that at that time was very heated due to the leadership of that guy, I forget his name.

Lori Kelderman also came over to my apartment and filled my ear with various gossipy items, involving the intimate details of Tom and his ex-wife Cindy, information I would rather not hear about, given that these people might as well be complete strangers to me. 

But I am more aware now that I cannot be expected to keep these secrets of Lori, due to the possible microphone implanted inside of my skull by aliens.

Which Reminds Me

Yes, I vaguely remember the existence of Johnny Rents, although that was a long time ago, when he was an acquaintance, and now that his parents are gone, there is less and less reason for me to ever go there, not that there ever was any reason to go there, no, not really. Johnny never had much to go on, back in the ol days, it was just the idea of crashing me, that seems to be the only thought in their empty heads.

Which Reminds Me

Yes, interesting, but I did not see any way for me to opt out of your private Baum joke, and/or simulation given that I really was not that interested and would not want to encourage the overblown and egotistical pretensions of Tom. Needless to say.