Which Reminds Me

Yes, I recently noticed that some persons seem to be getting all of their wrong information from blithering idiot Buzz. I won't care what race he might be when I eventually file my charges of slander and defamation against him, although I don't know when that would happen, I am not one of those sue-happy people. Needless to say. Obviously. 

Which Reminds Me

Yes, I think that if you are so familiar with the details of the Webber crimes, that we should all just step aside and let you do all of the possible prison time, because anyway, I do not know anything firsthand about that. It was only later that a little information came trickling out during and after the lawsuit that was filed by the boys, who were paid a settlement. Even so, how would I know what that was all about? I know nothing about that. Maybe if I had gone to the courthouse to read the legal documents, I would have more clues, but I did not do that,. 

Which Reminds Me

Yes, I do not recall myself ever having the slightest connection to Arkansas, cannot imagine what I would need to discuss with those wicked child molesters.

Which Reminds Me

Yes, interesting how you people are such high school socialists, to a ridiculous degree, as if my entire life were defined by the casual acquaintances of happenstance during lunch hour. Actually, we never talked that much and I don't remember anything much about them. I have my tuna sandwich, my piece of cake and a banana and I have the piece of mind not to have to thrust myself upon the unwilling snobs over at another table.

Which Reminds Me

Yes, I forget, I cannot even remember who was telling us that they had attended Hillcrest High School in Springfield. I just have no idea what sort of experience that might have been. You only live once, you only get one life and that is all there is.

Which Reminds Me

Yes, isn't that interesting, sounds like all of those Feral Cats have your name on them, so that will be your problem, not my problem. And I had not even noticed that detail until recently, so you Fast Times cats are way out there ahead of me, I am not even anywhere near to recognizing your Feral Cat problem. So I will leave it to Animal Control to figure out what to do with those critters. Obviously. Needless to say. Those Feral Cats certainly do take care of each other.

Which Reminds Me

Yes, we cannot help but wonder, why don't you start at the beginning and explain for us the origins of this obscure, actually sort of lousy "million dollars" joke, that is often seen floating around in various permutations and variations, because actually that is ndddot the real Parable of the Talents, in which it is explained that it really does not matter how many talents you start with, be it 1, 5, 10 or whatever, only to do what you can with what you got, although some of us are not allowed to do anything with what we got so we are perhaps excused, but at least we tried.