Which Reminds Me

Yes, I vaguely remember that during my childhood, that name jokes were a constant issue in my life, due to the fact that my name sort of sounds like "candy," so occasionally persons would tease me about my name, asking if I were a "candy cane" and could they eat me? Actually not, but when you are 5 years old it is easier to laugh that off without further comment. After the 10 millionth iteration of the same stale joke, the humor sort of falls flat, not that I want to trouble myself too much about these minor points.