Which Remembers Me

Someone is begging me to ask why a megaphone was given to that Arab weasel Tony from high school journalism class. He begged to see my project so now I have to apologize for showing it to him. Anyway, it was not like I needed his input on the subject.

Which Reminds Me

I seem to remember Miriam Denham trumpeting loudly her intentions to write a book someday. Whether she ever did that I cannot say. Certainly I have not yet seen her name churning up in the annals of Amazon. However, I don't recall myself commenting on Miriam's remark because that would be unwise when, who knows, maybe someday I might want to reserve that option for myself, not that I would ever discuss that with Miriam. Many books are written by women as well as men. I am not aware of any rule forbidding me to write a book so the histrionics on this point are overwrought in the extreme.

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Yes, you only wish that my name was Linda Sease. She does look sort of whitish and also sort of darkish, could pass for an American or not, one or the other, but I really couldn't tell you what she actually is. She was in high school with us but her photo does not appear in the senior yearbook, I really couldn't tell you why not. Perhaps her family moved away and she graduated somewhere else. Anyway, it wouldn't be polite to jump to unwarranted conclusions about people's grade point averages or other personal circumstances unknown to me when that is not my job. Am I the high school counselor that I should know these things? If they want to volunteer the information when asked, or are honored on that basis, then fine, but otherwise I think it is better to not ask too many questions or you might be sorry that you asked in the first place.

Which Reminds Me

I think it not presumptuous to consider myself too much college educated and intelligent to spend the rest of my life flipping burgers in some fast food joint, never mind the ill-informed opinion of some nattering nabob of negativity. I do like alliterations so much. How do they come up with these fast food puns, one after another, and I never even said anything to denigrate fast food workers. To each his own.

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Yes, who can forget Bobby Bueno saying that he could not imagine marrying someone who wasn't beautiful. I don't why it is that I happened to overhear that but obviously someone knows that I did. Truth be told, I really don't care that much about who Bobby dates or marries. I really don't know the Bueno family very well anymore and don't care if I never see them again because I wouldn't want to overhear something that could be problematic for me. It doesn't matter what it is. If I overheard something they want to know even if I had completely forgotten and couldn't care less, and in some cases I wasn't even there and don't know anything about it. The truth is that I just won't be available for further discussion.

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I am not from Michigan or Ohio or Hawaii or Louisiana so why are all these snarky horrible Michigander people shooting at me? They are not invited to my house. I really would not care to comment further. Anyway, I never claimed to be a Spanish major in college, unlike Pammie-Puke. You could always ask her why that matters now.

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I remember hearing that some people at Life Publishers confronted the president, Bob Hoskins, on his cooking of the financial books. I really don't know the details of that because, for one thing, I was already gone by that time, and also, no one ever offered to me a detailed account of those events that I could possibly recount, only some vague hints. You could always ask Pammie-Puke. She probably knows more about that than I do.