Which Reminds Me

Yes, I vaguely remember hearing online that Carmen was planning to throw me to her Caribbean roots, a prospect that does not interest me in the slightest. Amazing the national honors bestowed on that sullen angry evil hissy snake. Why should I steal her opportunity to confront her own past and tell her own story? When she decides to someday say hello to me, that could be interesting, but anyway I am way past the point of caring about whether that would ever happen. Needless to say.