Yes, it may seem superfluous to mention that my name is spelled with an i at the end, and not a y, so that it becomes apparent that the Beaumont play, "The Laws of Candy," has nothing to do with me, my name being Candi, not Candy. Besides which, if you had read the family history book, you would know that my great-grandfather's cousin lived somewhere in the vicinity of Beaumont, Texas, not in Louisiana, a swamp inhabited by strange Duck people who I never met anyway. So that seems to me to qualify as a silly tempest in a teapot, not really something to do something about. But I digress.
