Which Reminds Me

Yes, I am totally insulted that you would expect me to offer counseling services to this poor pathetic girl dealing with sexual abuse and rape, when obviously I am not possessed of a higher level degree in counseling and am not trained to deal with this type of situation. So obviously if I were to try to offer counseling services, I would be immediately dismissed as unqualified to do that. Besides which, there is always the danger of saying something they might not like or might be misunderstood, and there is no way to fix anything with these little chatterboxes. They never really listen to me anyway, so there is no reason to think that I could say anything that would be helpful in such a situation.