Yes, you people are so unbearably naive if you believe everything that you read in Childcraft. All that stuff about how to have a party, ridiculous. But as long as you are all gathered here together expecting a party, we could perhaps get together some impromptu games. Hopscotch anyone? Jump-rope? I do not remember what we did. I only remember that my big mistake party was quite the calamity. But if you are going to prosecute an 8-year-old, you may well qualify for non-believer status, in which case you are not to be taken seriously either.
