Yes, I vaguely remember, when I was 12 years old I had a best friend and her name was Debbie. You probably noticed her picture in my photo album when you or your spy-maid was rummaging through my personal belongings while I was gone to school or something like that. Yes, so that was Debbie, not to be confused with a few other Debbies. Yes, that was sort of weird hearing so much online stuff from Debbie. Where was she when I needed a friend? I seem to have forgotten some people.
