Which Reminds Me

Yes, there was a time a century ago when some English people were the sort of colonialistic overlords of Malta or Sicily-Malta or Sicily-Malta-Italy or whatever that is. I do not consider myself in any way involved with or having any interest in such a blob of political who-knows-what-that-is. So isn't that nice, some distant cousins of the perhaps 74th? degree have a vacation house in Malta. However, we are not in line for any such benefits. I don't see where that has anything to do with me.