Yes, I cannot even imagine when the time would come for me to think of kicking that dreary Has-Been Witch all the way home to David's worthless Dogpatch Hole. Who would have ever thunk such a ridiculous thing? Why would I ever say that?
Was she Arab or Jewish? I had not even thought of that, so obviously it was a purely literary matter limited to the use of Literary Club and nothing more.
But you insisted on getting all of your wrong information from those trashy Hollywood Hoes, those of the Farah Faucet Majors persuasion, under cover of Charlie's Angels TV stardom, who are sworn, no matter what, to defend that creepy little pickpocket/hotel cook Longwell of Iowa from his own two-faced traitorous back-stabbing duplicities, of the Mason Jarred variety.
And when will they ever turn off the Faucet and/or Spicket, cut off the flow or trickle-down of your high-flown Dogpatch doggerel, the Dogpatch ditties of Debbie perhaps, so that we can get on with our lives? But one can only wonder what happened. when no useful facts are available.
