Which Reminds Me

Yes, that is weird, why am I getting all of these weird online messages from some person unknown to me purporting to by the name of Wendy? We never met. I am not aware of your existence. It would not seem proper for me to be communicating online with some person so removed from my existence. I am not such a fan of the Hoosiers as you seem to imagine. Hope that you know how to knit your own stockings because I will not be available to help with that. Needless to say.