Which Reminds Me

You know good and well that I never took any stapler home from work, you ignorant nincompoop. What would you know about persons who accidentally stapled their own finger? Why are you asking me about matters that are none of your concern? Were you there in high school when I was hearing the cries of pain? Outside in the barnyard? There is nothing more to say about matters that have already been corrected. Needless to say.