Sunday, June 30, 2024

Which Reminds Me

Yes, I noticed your elaborate plans for crucifying me, or should I say Cruzifying? So that will necessitate my stepping aside, stepping down, disqualifying myself in whichever way possible, because obviously that would be completely wrong and unutterably pretentious for me to pretend that I could ever substitute for the spotless lamb of God. As if my freckles were not obvious enough already, but no, you just keep playing games and games and games. So here we go again. Fortunately, I will not have any problem disqualifying myself. No need to overdo this point.