Which Reminds Me

Yes, it baffles the mind to ponder why I should be required to comply with the intimidating and blustering threats of these Italian people who, it goes without saying, have mistaken me for Jennie. Yes, if only I had pursued to its logical conclusion this Ph.D. in Preppiness and Other Irrelevant Trivialities of no interest to me. But it is not so. I have no special "in" for explaining how that could happen. I just have no idea.