Which Reminds Me

Yes, I know, it would sound so horribly pharisaical and hypocritical of me to express any actual thought of your horrible Filipino yippee yokels, always arf arf arf. I really would prefer not to have to suck up to your Filipino witches. Can't you just tell them to shut up? Filipino is nothing special to me. It was the husband of my great-grandmother's friend of the diaries who fought in the Spanish-American War of 1900 or thereabouts, but what happened to him? Did he go crazy/ I have enough problems already without the Spanish-American War being thrown around to haunt me. Who cares? That was a different era.