Which Reminds Me

Yes, you would have to pay me to do that, if you really did want me to do that, although I seriously doubt that you would really ask me to take on some stupid hassle when nobody will have my back anyway, just forget about it, and anyway I seriously doubt that I would qualify for the job of rocket scientist. Yes, why did I say that? I completely forget now what I was being asked to do, but anyway, what part of NO do you whackos not understand?