Yes, I think that life would be so much more pleasant if Dogpatch David would learn to keep his big fat mouth shut. As matters stand, we have no choice but to ship him home to his cousin Al Capp, the cartoonist of Dogpatch legend. He explained the connection, but I forget now exactly what that was.
I personally have no connection whatsoever to Dogpatch David. That was their problem. I leave Dogpatch David to explain himself if that be possible.
