Which Reminds Me

Yes, I vaguely remember that during high school PE class, when the team captains were picking sides, I was usually the last person  they would select for their team, being an awkward white person not particularly known for athletic prowess, for what would they need me? And I did not even care about not being elected, given that some of those girls are dangerous on the basketball court, what with those shapr fingernails to stab with. Definitely not my cup of tea.