Which Reminds Me

Yes, we all noticed Dawn's peculiar recipe for pickled butts, but we do not wish to repeat that disagreeable scheme. Given what we now know about these people and how they think, we have since then learned that we should not be expecting these little children to respect their elders, myself being older than all of them but really not your mother. We learned that we should just let these people act out their basest and most wicked impulses and reap the consequences of sin without offering any advice or guidance that would ultimately be rejected anyway due to their ying-yang Canadian political orientation. We have learned that nothing we say or think matters to them in the least and that all our good intentions matter not. Only what can be used against us will be recalled. We have learned that our presence on this planet is not welcome and that the sooner we can die the better because then they won't have to feel obligated to feed us and have chairs for us to sit in.