Which Reminds Me

Yes, I hope you didn't waste a lot of money hiring a private detective to pose as a co-worker of mine only to collect information on poor little me. He even mentioned that he moonlighted as a private detective, but why would I be the target of that? The ridiculous thought did cross my mind actually, but then again why would anyone go to that much trouble to investigate boring me? That would be useless.  Ridiculous.