Which Reminds Me

Yes, I vaguely remember hearing that Libby, a high school classmate, is now married to Puerto Rico. Even so, I do not know one thing about Libby and her obsession with Puerto Rico, nor do I care to hear more about that. Puerto Rico is a territorial limbo of which I understand almost nothing, nor do I have the energies of fifty years of time for the brain surgery in that regard. How did all these Puerto Rican people get my name and address? I am not interested in hearing from them.