Yes, we have recently noticed that Ms. Megabucks Tuttle has run away with Mr. Scott. I hope that you were not expecting us to fight the ancient battles of Willard (Willard Calkins, that is), because actually I had no idea of his existence, that I should have a clue about whatever his agenda might have been.
Willard came from a different branch of the Calkins family who spent some time in Bill Town, Canada, unbeknownst to us. Why would I be aware of their existence? I have other, more important things on my mind than the ancient grudges of Willard and the Bill Town crew.
