Which Reminds Me

Yes, I do not myself remember ever having this conversation with you, and there was nothing for me to say when I have no insider additions to offer, but you probably get all of your lousy books from B. Dalton's of Arkansas, which probably explains why you ask the most ridiculous questions, because you don't know much. If you had read the legal docs or at least news reports from California, you probably would understand why our sympathies are not with you. But I have faith in the law enforcement's ability to keep tabs on the sicko perverts of Arkansas, so there is no reason for me to say anything about that. Needless to say.