Which Reminds Me

Yes, we noticed that clueless Blondie Broom yet wanders the globe still searching for that fictitious island called Utopia, the subject of a fictional book written by Sir Thomas More, whose head and body were long ago severed and buried separately by order of King Henry VIII. Probably there is more to that story than I could possibly know anything about. But anyway, so what? Why should I care about that? The world is a very different place than it was in Tudor times. It is not like the Tudor Queen is going to stop at our house for tea. Needless to say.