Which Reminds Me

Yes, why are these weird little yappy dogs Kathy and Joan always screaming at me? If anyone needs a very serious attitude adjustment, that would be them. How can I have any conversation? I have to be very careful to never say anything to anyone because anything that I might say would certainly get twisted around into some weird configuration and then they will blame me for not speaking to them, instead of it actually being them who never speak to me.