Which Reminds Me

Yes, why all this chatter about the Amish people? We are not Amish, do not know of any Amish people personally, and have no Amish attached to our family tree, do not live in Amish areas. Thus, we do not take our cues from their quaint customs of bundling and banning. Thus, the Amish opinions in that regard would not be of interest to us. Mr. Schaeffer told us some interesting and informative stories about the Amish during our high school biology class, but he was our biology teacher, not really our tribal leader. Thus your Amish commentaries should be limited to biology class and nothing more.